Divide the Capil! (Bagiin dong Capilnya!

Capil atau Cah Sipil, atau Caping (Cah sing pokoe ngising bae saben dino) adalah sejenis blush on yang biasa dioleskan pada roti bakar. Capil atau maskara memiliki rasa yang beragam, mulai dari rasa suka, rasa sayang, rasa cinta, hingga rasa sakit karena dikhianati. Sementara caping yang lebih dikenal dengan nama Bunga, sudah tidak pulang ke rumahnya sejak dua hari yang lalu. Hal ini terjadi karena kenaikan harga menjelang hari raya Idul Fitri, yang jatuh di sekitar rumah Bu Oka. Duh perih Bu. Nih ada minyak, mau pakai ini aja ya Huseeeiiin. Si Ucen sepiknya lancar amat yak…

Di tempat lain, para petani rumput laut sedang sibuk mengamati harga rumput laut yang terus berubah akibat tidak bisa mengambil keputusan, apakah akan memilih saya, atau dia. Jika blush on ini terlalu dibawa perasaan, maka akan berujung pada jalan buntu di sekitar Renon. Andai saja itu dekat lawson, mungkin harga beras masih bisa dikontrol. Meski ini semua telah terjadi, namun ada beberapa faktor yang mungkin Capil bisa berikan solusi. Beberapa hal yang mungkin mempengaruhi perubahan harga Caping adalah:

1. Rumah Perbekel yang sering jadi terminal hang-out

2. Kosan Pak SapeTakTauNamanye yang mahal gila banget masak bisa naik gitu harganya ga jelas banget

3. Warung Pak Yanto yang tutup sebelum waktunya. Fuc*.

4. Nasi setengah, Fanta, usus 1 total 18.000

5. Listrik jeglek idup jeglek idup kayak perlakuanmu ke aku..

6. Aku juga cinta kamu, tapi boong – Mak-Mak gemuk kamar depan yang nyanyi ga pernah ada nadanya tapi tetap pede megang mic, 2012.

Sekian laporan saya dari Desa Kutuh. Semoga blush on dan maskara ini tidak cepat luntur dan rasa kekeluargaan ini akan tetap abadi sampai kita tua dan botak beruban… Mohon maaf buat yang fotonya kaga pernah kepajang disini, bukan ga mau, tapi fotonya ketinggalan di SPBU.

@Indro_duhjerawatguepecah, @cumi_gukguk_gubrak, @bian_zevitgrow, @dini_duhgalaunih, dan @Dinda_Rend_keperbekel_cepetya!

We all love both of you, thanks for everything :)

@putrahasan, @lala_pintermasak_haphaphap_12345678_ulangi, @dhani_motorgaadastepnya1

Speechless dah liat foto ini, bakalan kangen sama Mbooook ;)

@Latan_Maubikinalbumbaru_dangdutkoplo, @Hani_patrolidesakutuh911, @Dhani_Terimapesandesain, dan @Amanda_fuyunghaisaostiram

@anak-anakSDnyaDeddek_ceriaselalu

Suasana pembagian Caping atau Capil atau Blush On. Rame bangeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!

*kayang

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The Lotus Accident

Biasa dah ya, kebanyakan stress mikirin KKN yang kapan selesainya, juga program yang kapaaaan ya selesainya, dan masalah dengan si bengal yang kapaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan selesainya, dan kelakuan anak-anak PAUD yang menggemaskan kayak guweh, mending dikate kita pada chill aot. Jadi ini sore hari menjelang sore, kita pada mau caw ke sebuah resto bernama J-Bay, demi eskrim 2 skoop seharga 18.000.

Berangkat dari Kutuh pukul hampir jam 6 sore. Sampai di J-Bay setengah tujuh. J-Bay tutup jam 7. Damn. Setengah jam doang duduk di J-Bay, cerita-cerita ga jelas, rapat yang dipotong petugas, dan suap-suapan es krim aja dah.. Dan susunya Cumi yang jadi produk konsumsi umum.. Maap ya Cum yak!

J-Bay ice cream. Rp 30.000,-. Nice and worth to try,. Caramel, Strawberry Yoghurt, and Love from a woman beside me :)

@Agus_CahNusaPenida and @Febri_Unyu_KormasitPetangan_DempulMio

@Dini_LollyPollyGonny, @Ucen_LagiBahagiaNih, @Amanda_kyaaaaaa, @Gilangkleenoks_jemputmamajam8, and @ErikaYokoi (ngga berani macem-macem ntar dijutekin :p)

@Agus_CahNusaPenida, @Febri_ngechillterussakit_gaikutbarbequan_ahhpayaah, @indro_plisjangandibawaperasaan, @dalton_tukangrujak, @nattalik_plisposefotoyangbener, dan @putrahasan

@ErikaYokoi , mbok ayo jalan-jalan –______-

Biar ga kepanjangan postingannya, dipajang bareng dua gini boleh-boleh aja lah ya…

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Artistic Sandals!

Sekarang e kita beta mau tulis pakai bahasa Indonesia lagi biar lebih lancar e maksud dan pemaknaan tulisannya. E jadi kita tu pada mau melukis dinding PAUD Widya Kumara biar tambah asooy e tu bocah pada belajarnya, jadi e kita bantu saja. E tiba kita melukis itu PAUD e ada-ada aja dah kelakuan anak-anak brongsong KKN 104. E dari mulai lukis-lukis tangan orang, kaki orang, sampe kecelup cat beneran –____-. Nah ini nih kelakuan anak-anak KKN 104 ketika sudah tak ada ide mau lukis apa…

Sebelah kiri…

Sebelah kanan…

Dua-duanya….

Sendal 65.000 gw jadi begini –_______-

Tersangkanya.. Dan si warkop di belakang yang tukang manas-manasin…

Dan sekarang sendal gw ga bisa dipake buat chill out.. alhasil kemana-mana pake sendal jepit..pinjeman.

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RSUD Badung’s Social Program

Badung is one of the busiest regency in Bali. It was called the richest regency in Bali. Having to govern most of tourism place in Bali, and many things that makes it rich. If you ever read one of my post telling you a formal trip to Denpasar, you will see how big and wide the Badung Government’s office. It was good to say that Badung’s government put a big attention on this place. Hoping that there will be no hidden goals attributed to anything related to this peaceful village.

RSUD Badung, a state-owned hospital, is commemorating their tenth anniversary. Because of that, they put an annual commemoration by helding a social program called Bakti Sosial RSUD Badung, Pemeriksaan dan Pengobatan Kesehatan Gratis untuk Desa Kutuh. Dr. Agus, as the head of RSUD saying that this was held beside in a good moment, also to make village people realize how important is healthiness itself. Not to be egoistic, but there is RSUD Badung if they fell not OK, no need anymore to go to paranormal or such that. Hahayy..

The Vice-Bupati will visit this moment and want to have the words in outside building, nature area, so the decoration needs to be moved outside just half an hour before it starts.

Mr. Yiefmann Harahap, aka, Bang Syarief, aka, Jenderal Lango.

Dr. Agus, The head director of RSUD Badung.

Mr. Lencana Yasa. I noticed him really likes to take photos of any moment. A nice and kind man anyway.

Where patient takes place to wait, and be patient.

Guess who?

Cellphone, erasing the words of “nothing to do while wait” since 1956.

Kasino and Indro, while they were young.

???

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A Rainy Day Gonna Be a Busy Day

This way brother, we’re going to meet the Klian Banjar (is it something like the head of housing? can’t find the appropriate explanation for this one), Mr. Lencana Yasa. He is also the head of the Koperasi Sari Segara. Today, we’re going to make a simple meeting about the design for PAUD (Pendidikan Anak Usia Dini, in english more like playgroup, or kindy). Because of the new Banjar (housing hall) will soon be finished, the building woud be finally be owned by the PAUD. And because of this also, Mr. Lenca need us to decorate it, a liitle bit, good.

Me, Ucen, Gilang, Manda, Natal, Cici, and Saka, went to Perbekel’s office to meet Mr. Lenca. Here we talked a lot about the PAUD, and some about the Koperasi. In case that we need anything to decorate the PAUD, Mr. Lenca is ready to help us.

Today was a rainy day, it hurts to remember that I washed my underwear today. Shit happens even in a well-known village. Haha.. but thanks God it was a rainy day, for a dry-land like here, it was meaningful even to have a little rain ^_^..

PAUD Widya Kumara, the building is temporary used as Banjar, and also as the PAUD. Since a new Banjar will be build and soon be finished, it will be fully owned by the PAUD.

Ain’t you remember your childhood memories?

Now you remember ^_^

Mr. Lencana Yasa, Natal and Amanda.

An old whitey Toyota Kijang.

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Cooking Fest–All Time Low

The first mindset that we all had the about KKN is that we will visit a very not-well-conditioned village. Not-well-conditioned means that maybe there would be no electricity available, or water will be so hard to be collected, no all-day market, or unfavorable place to do personal business like taking a bath etc. It was all proven to be wrong when we finally came to Desa Kutuh. Here, electricity full for 24 hours, water drains so good (it’s not in a very good quality anyway), it has many stores and some mini-resto. To summs it all, let’s level this village, VERY GOOD.

The biggest theme that we brought to this village is The Development of Koperasi. What is Koperasi, for you who don’t know about it yet, Koperasi (comes from foreign word cooperation means to work together) is somekind of trading organization which is so usual to be found in Indonesia. Works under the principle of humanity, brotherhood, and togetherness, Koperasi is made to organize to facilitate the wealth of people who join in it.

Let’s jump to what I want to share. So Koperasi Sari Segara, the Koperasi that actually we want to develop in Kutuh, wild held a cooking demo to show us how to process the seaweed into user-end-consumption product. So this is some photos that I took during the cooking fest. And gosh….. I forgot to take the photos of the people who made the demo –____- Too focus on eating the product hahaha…

The white seaweeds, primary ingredient, comes after the process of cleaning and boiling.

This woman in the left were going to show us how to make crackers from the seaweeds.

They tried to show us how to make juice from the seaweeds. I thought this was not a kind of juice that I usual see. It was more like Seaweed mixed with Milk.

I don’t know who’s this guy. I thought he was a stove seller or something like that.

The process of frying “Seaweeds Rempeyek”. It mixed with Teri fish, that makes it more like “Rempeyek Teri”

No appropriate photos of Seaweeds Rempeyek available since the product goes first to our stomach ^_^

From left to right, The Extract of Seaweeds (like Jelly Drink), The Juice, and The Rempeyek.

Here you could see the jelly in the bottom of the glass.

Here you could see a genie out of the bottle ^_^

Left to right, A very-busy-actress, A funny-full-cheeks, A can-not-stop-speak, A very-kind-nurse,

A like-a-boss-sleeper, A cute-korean-fans, and A very-handful-architect, and behind them is Dhani, a very-handful-architect also.

Well, I don’t have any explanation about this one…do you put your face on oiled friying pan Nat?

Hahaha.. kidding..

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14 July: Interview and Field Survey

This was my initiative not to take a break from the program. So I took the chance to go once again to the Koperasi’s office and interviewed the available people there. Unfortunately, only one person is available that day. She is Bu Oka Rasmini, the shopkeeper. The other worker were taking a break that day too.

Bu Oka Rasmini is a very nice person. She is kind and somehow full of initiative. She could speak some English words and having some foreign connections. She also have followed many training and development for the seaweed product.

Bu Oka Rasmini, the shopkeeper, while being interviewed was preparing the sesajen for daily need.

Me while interviewing. Idiot as always.

A farmer harvested the seaweed from the sea. The water level is reduced naturally, helping them to make the harvesting easier.

Here, we can see how the seaweed were planted. It grows very fast and only in 45 days, it can be harvested.

Jukung full of harvested seaweed. Farmer will pick it up by using a big stick in their shoulder.

This is how.

Here you can see how the street is made, by open a crack on the cliff.

An unimportant man.

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What Day Is Today!

So today, 14 July will complete a week I’ve already spent in Bali. So how’s my look? Here you could judge by yourself how handsome this God creature hahaha!

Please do not vomit on your computer’s screen –_____--

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